Poetic Fool

Jun 28, 2014

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

best dad ever

(Source: sandandglass, via verdugoo)

Jun 28, 2014

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)

Jun 28, 2014

Jun 28, 2014

(Source: pantyslime, via mauriceandshit)

Jun 28, 2014

moyaofthemist:

ilovecharts:

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany


http://boingboing.net/2014/06/12/the-total-area-of-solar-panels.html

moyaofthemist:

ilovecharts:

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

(via mauriceandshit)

Jun 28, 2014

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via verdugoo)

Jun 7, 2014

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Jun 7, 2014

mauriceandshit:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

brianadeshe:

ctron164:

playtymeisover:

queendereon:

radicalrebellion:

youngblackandvegan:

dynastylnoire:

pokerwithplato:

bellecosby:

curvellas:

the-real-goddamazon:

susiethemoderator:

soul-notforsale:

themindofaproblackhalfbreed:

essence-of-ebony:

-___-

Man fuck billy…. Lol

Billy ain’t shit foreal

Billy’s family probably call you a nigger when your not looking.

Billy be misusing AAVE words in an effort to impress you.
Billy be fetishizing the shit out of you.

billy at the gym with his boys laughing at their jokes about how your pussy tastes like fried chicken

billy be having boring missionary sex 
billy will tell you you’re overreacting when some racist shit goes down

Billy will fuck you with socks on and come after 3 strokes.
Billy will cry when you give him food because it’s too spicy.
Billy will be the type to explain to you why his friends racist and misogynist jokes aren’t offensive and you’re just ‘being hypersensitive’

Billy will call any food you cook “flavor” as he has never has encountered seasoned food before.

Billy will be a little too excited when he has to stay at home alone with the dog
Billy will not defend you when his racist mama and daddy make inappropriate comments and will tell you “they’re from a different time”
Billy will let the N word slip while he’s fucking you and when you get upset tell you “no no hun, i said niggah…with an A, i heard you use it with your friends. so i can too”

Billy will claim Macklemore really deserved that Grammy
Billy mis quote MLK when you talk about the latest microaggression your co-worker just pulled. 
Billy will let his white friends put their hands in your daughters hair. 

billy cousin probably did a school shooting

They went in.

Well God Damn they went all the way in ! 

I can’t stand these pictures, but I’m glad everybody went in like this

you will tell Billy you had a bad day at work and he will show up to your job the next day and shoot everyone even the doorman then kill himself then the news will report he had a mental illness and was stressed out, then right after run a news story of a black man defending himself and family from home invaders and call him a thug for shooting them and tell you he shouldn’t have had a gun in the first place its a police matter 

Lmao billy ain’t shit

Damn it billy

mauriceandshit:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

brianadeshe:

ctron164:

playtymeisover:

queendereon:

radicalrebellion:

youngblackandvegan:

dynastylnoire:

pokerwithplato:

bellecosby:

curvellas:

the-real-goddamazon:

susiethemoderator:

soul-notforsale:

themindofaproblackhalfbreed:

essence-of-ebony:

-___-

Man fuck billy…. Lol

Billy ain’t shit foreal

Billy’s family probably call you a nigger when your not looking.

Billy be misusing AAVE words in an effort to impress you.

Billy be fetishizing the shit out of you.

billy at the gym with his boys laughing at their jokes about how your pussy tastes like fried chicken

billy be having boring missionary sex 

billy will tell you you’re overreacting when some racist shit goes down

Billy will fuck you with socks on and come after 3 strokes.

Billy will cry when you give him food because it’s too spicy.

Billy will be the type to explain to you why his friends racist and misogynist jokes aren’t offensive and you’re just ‘being hypersensitive’

Billy will call any food you cook “flavor” as he has never has encountered seasoned food before.

Billy will be a little too excited when he has to stay at home alone with the dog

Billy will not defend you when his racist mama and daddy make inappropriate comments and will tell you “they’re from a different time”

Billy will let the N word slip while he’s fucking you and when you get upset tell you “no no hun, i said niggah…with an A, i heard you use it with your friends. so i can too”

Billy will claim Macklemore really deserved that Grammy

Billy mis quote MLK when you talk about the latest microaggression your co-worker just pulled. 

Billy will let his white friends put their hands in your daughters hair. 

billy cousin probably did a school shooting

They went in.

Well God Damn they went all the way in ! 

I can’t stand these pictures, but I’m glad everybody went in like this

you will tell Billy you had a bad day at work and he will show up to your job the next day and shoot everyone even the doorman then kill himself then the news will report he had a mental illness and was stressed out, then right after run a news story of a black man defending himself and family from home invaders and call him a thug for shooting them and tell you he shouldn’t have had a gun in the first place its a police matter

Lmao billy ain’t shit

Damn it billy

(Source: sheenvelopesthenight)

Jun 3, 2014

finnodair:

UNICEF’s Tap Project essentially means that FOR EVERY MINUTE YOU DON’T USE YOUR PHONE, A DAYS WORTH OF WATER WILL BE GIVEN TO A CHILD IN NEED. The sponsor for this event is Giorgio Armani.

All you have to do is go to uniceftapproject.org ON YOUR PHONE and let the timer run and you will be helping a child in need! FRESH WATER IS VERY IMPORTANT AND YET IT IS NOT AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE. Please do this because it is quite easy to do and won’t cost you a thing!

Note: For those of you who find it hard to avoid using your phone, I suggest you run it while you sleep. :) Thank you!

(via dragonwhore)

Jun 3, 2014

"I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature… All of this is art to me."

—Hunter Reveur   (via rattlejack)

(Source: nomnomms, via verdugoo)